Pudge controls the weather!

Okay so I watched a marathon of Disney movies with my sister...and I have composed a list of my all time favorite one-liners from these histarical movies! Lilo and Stich- "Pudge controls the weather"; "My friend's need to be punished"; and of course the little scene where Lilo freaks out cause her sister suggests that she gives her fish friend a TUNA fish sandwich 😄 The Lion King- "What do you want me to do!? Dress up in drag and do the hula!?" "Sarcasm is a foreign language to you, isn't it?" Oh Timon, greatest backup character ever The Emporer's New Groove- "Mwhahahahahahahaha I Win!"; "No, no, no, don't like your hair,annddd let me guess you have a great personality"; "I threw off the Emporer's Groove...Beware the grooovveee. The Groooovvveee!" Toy Story- "You are a sad, strange little man" Mulan- "Mulan: Would you like to stay for dinner? Grandmother Fa: Would you like to stay forever!?"; "Dishonor! Dishonor on your family, Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your ancestors! Dishonor on your cow! -horse snorts at Mushu- Down Bessie!"; "Grandmother Fa- Sign me up for the next war -after Shang walks in-" Lolz that I believe covers some of the greatest quotes...until next time!

Welcome To Hell...I'll be your tour guide!!

Hey ya'll! My name is Zach and let me tell ya a bit about my self. Now I may not sound it at the mo' but I'm extremely intelligent. I have a 3.5 GPA and an IQ score of 175...did I mention I'm modest too? Anyway I have an awesome collection of friends and of course, a horde of enemies. My best friends are some crazy fuckers and their names are as follow. First their is Taylor who is perhaps one of the biggest queens to ever roam this god-forsaken rock we call home. Next is my token black friend (more like a dark caramel) Brenda...she has a temper but I love her. Brenda also happens to be my wife! I also have a husband, another wife, and a collection of hoes! What is a man to do? Anyhow, back to my friends. There is Teagan my other wife who is this little sprig of a person but whose temper matches that of a raging inferno. Others include Christian, Clay (husband), Cameron, Jessica, Danielle, Sarah, and so forth. The only person I forgot is perhaps our greatest enemy in our deranged world. Her name Ashley Ott and she is one of the nastiest things to ever walk. She has nappy hair that make people cry...she smells constantly of a mixture of decay, garbage, and failure! She also is a moron and via her own admittance , is a slutty bitch. Well that's my world in a nutshell...if you don't like it IDGAF